The ultimate handyman's apparel?

I was browsing an online tools catalogue the other day and came across a 'technicians tool vest'. With provision for 10 pens, 8 drill bits (which could also be used for pens), a couple of zipped pockets (deep enough for even more pens), a velco fastened pocket (yes, could take more pens here), a couple of open pockets (would certainly take a few dozen ikea pencils), a zipped bag attached with carabina (useful for pen refills and erasers), 4 triangular eyes (hook extra bags of pens here) and a large holder (my 'ice axe' pen would fit nicely in this). In addition, there may be an extra pocket or two on the back (useful for a few tools).